Before you know it, they’ll be gone and you’ll have regrets and then it will be too late. Tell your friends you care about them when they’re in front of you, you’ll never regret that.
Rule 109. Learn to say NO!
Kids no easy way to say this, but when you’re competent people take advantage of you. And because you’re competent you’ll gladly take on more stuff to do. DO NOT DO THIS. Learn to say “No” early and often in your life. Before you know it, life will have passed you by and you will have done nothing for yourself.
This doesn’t mean be selfish, but this does mean sticking up for yourself and knowing when to put your foot down with people. If you don’t, you’ll be their servant for life.
Rule 108. Always have a candy bowl at your desk.
Everyone enjoys the candy bowl and you’ll be treated better. It’s the furthest 10 dollars will go in buying you office goodwill. People be lovin kit-kats.
Rule 107. Learn a skill.
Even if it doesn’t end up being your career, having a skill (handy with cars, good with computers, cooking, whatever) always comes in handy.
Rule 106. Don’t resent.
Resentment is Like Taking Poison and Waiting for the Other Person To Die
Rule 104. Always Charcoal Over Gas
Charcoal grilling is always better than gas grilling. Don’t waste your time with those fancy gas grills.
Rule. 103 Don’t Over Schedule Your Life.
Give yourself time to decompress and to just be (this will apply throughout life). Especially as kids you’ll see your friends having to go to this class or this team or this lesson. You wont have that with us. It’s important to be a kid and not a little task machine.
Rule 102. Debt is not your friend.
Don’t rack up credit card bills or live beyond your means. You’ll just be setting yourself up for financial pressure for the rest of your days.
Rule 101. Don’t microwave fish at work.
The smells kids. The smells that you will smell, just don’t do it. Plus, think of everyone else who has to suffer because of your decision.
Rule 100. Don’t fixate on your weight
Weight’s just a number, it doesn’t define you as a person. Plenty of skinny people have done terrible things to humanity too, being fat doesn’t make you a bad or good person.