When you’re a picky eater you force everyone to cater to your stupid needs. So eat veggies and whatever else we put in front of you or starve. Plus, you wont get fat when you’re older, if you eat right.
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Rule 57. Know how to eat a Pomegranate.
They’re delicious and nutritious. But also, not many people know how to eat them even though all you have to do is cut it in quarters and devour. Since you are half-Iranian, you will become familiar with it quite quickly.
Rule 56. Driving fast is never worth it.
Driving fast is never worth it. We’ve had too many friends hurt or killed in automobile accidents. Usually you don’t even get to where you wanted to go any sooner. Also if you get a ticket your day will be ruined. And if you get in a accident, then this can happen to you. So just go with the pace of traffic and don’t be an aggressive ass on the road.
Rule 55. Never burn a bridge at work.
Because you will never know when you’re going to need their help again. So be nice when you quit and keep in touch with the important people.
Rule 54. If it’s after 12 AM it’s usually not a good idea.
Because only trouble awaits you if you’re out on the street at this time of night…Mostly crackheads and thugs if you’re in Baltimore… So avoid late night carousing if you can.
Rule 53. Jean shorts (On Men) are never cool nor do they ever look good.
In fact anything “Jort” related, is a bad idea.
Rule 52. Aviators always look awesome.
They ooze cool and are timeless. Buy a pair of Ray Bans and you’ll never have to buy another pair again. Plus you’ll look a cool dude or girl no matter what the stupid fashion of the time is.
Rule 51. Sit in the front of your classes, at least when you’re in college.
Because sitting in the front, always makes a good impression on the teacher, especially in college. You want your college professor to know who you are, this comes in handy when you need their help. Also it’s much easier to pay attention and you can zone out in front of the teacher if you are in the front!
Now if you want to flirt… sit in the back.
Rule 50. Take the stairs or park far away.
Because you can get your day’s worth of exercise just by taking the stairs or parking your car far away and walking more. Plus your calves will look awesome!
Rule 49. Give back.
Helping the homeless will make you see how lucky and fortunate you are. The homeless are people too and deserve your respect and kindness also. (Just be careful of the crazy ones, they have a tendency to give lectures and threaten you with nail clippers, As I learned.)