Rule 42. Never be a fair-weather fan

 

It’s better to not like a team or a sport at all, because fair-weather fans are douches. As a long time Philadelphia fan, I can attest to your team breaking your heart. But that is what makes sports great kids. Because when they win, it makes everything worth it. If you just jump from one good team to another good, you have no scruples as a sports fan. And you will like sports in this household.