Rule 92: When Traveling, Eat Whatever You Want

When you travel, don’t worry about your diet. You’re not going to be on your death bed saying,”oh I wish I had just eaten that salad and plate of vegetables when I was in Florence.”


You’re going to say, “thank god, that I stuffed my face with nutella pies, meats, and cheeses when I was in Florence.”

Rule 91: Savor the Holidays

Kids, the holidays are a fun time of year. Enjoy it. Christmas and whatever else you end up celebrating in the future is about spending time with the ones you care about most. And stuffing your face with awesome food. So do both every year and don’t get stressed out about the stupid stuff.

Rule 90: Pay for Lawn Care & Landscaping

Kids a lot of folks like taking care of their lawn/garden, and if you become one of them, that’s okay. But I don’t, and you most likely wont because you’ll be our kids. So don’t be ashamed to pay someone to take care of your lawn and garden. Look at it this way, you’re stimulating the economy with your laziness. It’s a win-win.

That is if you still cut grass in the future.